JEFF SOUTH

Released: June 27, 1980 Cast: Charles Martin Smith: D.J. Cloris Leachman: Aunt Louise Stephen W. Burns: Pete John Vernon: Prindle Harvey...

One week ago today my son recited his vows to his bride-to-be and she reciprocated. It was one of those not-a-dry-eye-in-the-house...

One of the pleasures I derived from being a parent was sharing pop culture with the kids. Movies, television, books, music, trivia, and...

The kids shared a bedroom throughout their toddler years. Usually we lived in one two-bedroom rental house or another up until buying our...

Our son Caleb attempted to enter this world backward on May 6th, 1995. Sandy's water broke in the early hours of that Saturday morning,...

All is calm. All is bright. All of the Herpezoid remains have been cleaned up and sent the top secret Herpezoid storage facility where...

The giant stands before us sneering and growling and gnashing his teeth. At least, I think he is gnashing his teeth. I've never...

I whip two Multiblasters from my back holsters because I'm always carrying two and I came extra prepared to this fight. So, when we all...

The illusion of my parents has faded. Tony is gone, too. If it weren't for the unexpected return appearance of Jason Statham, I'd be all...

I don't like this at all. The N'jilarian nectar has sucked me deep within my own subconscious. which, looks like those kitchens from a...

The nanotech in my brain is like a gateway, a portal to the entirety of the Corporate research and training on all the known discoveries...

Let me be clear: I hate the song "Last Christmas." It's not a Wham! thing, either. I dig "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" and "Everything...

I follow Mom's Jaguar back to Corporate HQ. Tony sits in the passenger seat looking straight ahead, bracing his hands on the dashboard...

The address provided by the Herpezoids is to an empty factory in the southeast part of town. The place used to make shoes or parts for...

Herpezoids don't celebrate Christmas. I know this because of the nanotech downloaded into my brain. It contains all the known information...

We are gathered. The Fellowship of the Herpezoid Hunters Who WIll Save My Mom and Christmas. It's a working title. Kevin's private room...

I have rules about pizza. I call them Kilroy's Rules About Pizza. Mom calls them Jeff's Nonsense About Pizza because she doesn't take...

My mom's favorite Christmas song is "Jingle Bell Rock," but only the Hall & Oates version. "It is the definitive recording of that song,"...

Herpezoids have my mom. I repeat, Herpezoids have my mom. The vermin of cosmos abducted the woman who brought me into this world and have...

Funny thing about rain is the how it can be warm and soothing and help you sleep but also be cold and harsh and stress you out. The cold,...